Flood Folklore Fan Gifts

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Bigfoot"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I'm getting too old for this..."