Flood Folklore Fan Gifts

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Balding gnomes

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'