Flood Mythology Fan Gifts

'Atlantis was doing all right until they came up with that stupid FEMA thing!'

Bermuda Triangles

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

The chosen few

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"This is a good time to be a fish."

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'