Flood Fiction Fanatic Gifts

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

The chosen few

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'