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"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

The chosen few

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"This is a good time to be a fish."

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

Flooding

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."