Flood Fiction Lover Gifts

Captain steering house through flood.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

The chosen few

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"This is a good time to be a fish."

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

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