Flood Fiction Enthusiast Gifts

'I suggest you take this policy. It even covers floods.'

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

Letters arrive during flood.

"I still say climate change is a hoax."

"Oh boy, if the kitchen keeps on flooding, we might be able to escape!"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

Noah's Ark

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"