Flood Tale Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

If only they'd taken it with them!

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'