Flood Story Enthusiasts Gifts

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

Noah's Ark

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

If only they'd taken it with them!

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'