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'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Noah's lesser known brother.

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

Noah's Ark

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

If only they'd taken it with them!

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

Water Department Flood