Flood Narratives T-Shirts

'I think that the flood is going to be worse than we thought.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

The chosen few

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"This is a good time to be a fish."

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

Noah's Ark

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

'Ha, water from the sky indeed. What's next, I wonder? Colors in the sky in the shape of an arc? This guy's a real whack job."