Flood Narratives T-Shirts

'I think that the flood is going to be worse than we thought.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

The chosen few

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"This is a good time to be a fish."

Noah's Ark

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'