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'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

Noah's Ark

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Mexico braces for more floods.

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

Water Department Flood

"We've got water views again."

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!'

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."