Experienced A Flood T-Shirts

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

Noah's Ark

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Mexico braces for more floods.

Flooding

Water Department Flood

Next train: Deluged

"We've got water views again."

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'