Flood Stories Gifts

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Noah's Ark

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

"We've got water views again."

Water Department Flood

Mexico braces for more floods.

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

"I thought help would be here by now."