Flood Story Fans Gifts

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

The chosen few

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"This is a good time to be a fish."

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."