Flood Narrative Fan Gifts

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Angel rambler walks on water.

'Typical, the World's covered in water and Noah runs aground.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Captain steering house through flood.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Thomas Keneally

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

The chosen few

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'