Flood Narrative Fan Gifts

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Angel rambler walks on water.

'Typical, the World's covered in water and Noah runs aground.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Captain steering house through flood.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Thomas Keneally

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

The chosen few

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"This is a good time to be a fish."

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'