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Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Thomas Keneally

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

The chosen few

Noah's lesser known brother.

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'