Flood Drama Fan Gifts

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

On the brink.

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"There goes our early night."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Aliens watch the earth explode

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

The chosen few

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."