Flood Drama Fan Prints

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

On the brink.

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"There goes our early night."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Aliens watch the earth explode

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

The chosen few

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake