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The chosen few

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'...and this is the water garden...'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."