Flood Myth Fan Gifts

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Kangroos on an Ark

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Bermuda Triangles

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

The chosen few

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"This is a good time to be a fish."

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'