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"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

The chosen few

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"This is a good time to be a fish."