Flood Story Aficionado Gifts

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

The chosen few

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Noah's Ark

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

If only they'd taken it with them!

"This is a good time to be a fish."

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'