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Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

Next train: Deluged

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Mexico braces for more floods.

Water Department Flood

Flooding

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!'

"It's deeper by train"