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"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

Mexico braces for more floods.

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

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Water Department Flood

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'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'