Flood Enthusiast Mugs

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

Superbowl halftime at the sewage treatment plant.

Are you sure this is where you left the rain gauge?

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Mexico braces for more floods.

'I see it as a response to flood warnings.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Water Department Flood

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Things have to get worse before they get better.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Climate Change Contingency House

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

Noah's Ark