Experiencing A Flood Gifts

'I don't have any cash flow problems. It all washed away in the flood.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Harvey before and after.

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Got it!"

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Noah's Ark

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Mexico braces for more floods.

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Next train: Deluged

Flooding

Water Department Flood

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

"We've got water views again."

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'