Flood Gifts

Floods and deaths in Germany

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A Hole in the Dike

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Venice Floods

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Honey, wake up

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

Noah's Ark

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Water on board

We'll see who's laughing when this is all water.

"The environmentalists should be happy - climate change is helping to restore former wetlands."

Water Department Flood

Mexico braces for more floods.