Flooding Gifts

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A Hole in the Dike

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Watering the garden in the rain.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Venice Floods

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"The sea will doctor you now."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Honey, wake up

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Floating

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Noah's Ark

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

Water Department Flood

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

We'll see who's laughing when this is all water.

"The environmentalists should be happy - climate change is helping to restore former wetlands."

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'