Flood Fascination Gifts

Noah's Ark

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Captain steering house through flood.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

Water Department Flood

'Quite a downpour wasn't it?'