Flood Fanatics Gifts

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

"So. . . you're expecting flooding then?. . ."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

The chosen few

Noah's lesser known brother.

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'