Flood Preparedness Fanatic Gifts

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

Natural Disasters

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Hurricane damage to trees

Emergency Underpants

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

Flood Rescues

Where's the leak then?

Alberta on fire

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

Break Glass and Pull in the Event of Flaccid Pecs

'Quite a downpour wasn't it?'

Mexico braces for more floods.