Storm Preparation Fanatic Gifts

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

Natural Disasters

"Well, we needed the rain."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

Emergency Underpants

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

I love thunderstorms!

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

Award Winning Photographer

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Where's the leak then?

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

Alberta on fire

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

Car Wash and Storm Chasers Academy

Break Glass and Pull in the Event of Flaccid Pecs

'Of course I'm drunk.'

Alex Higgins RIP...

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

Lightning Strikes a Conductor

'These things really do sound like a train.'

Political Hurricane Forecast.

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."

Man with Lightning Conductor

Retirement Planning. Forget a 401K plan. What your account needs is a 911 plan.