Preparedness Enthusiast Gifts

Emergency Underpants

"Now you're prepared."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Disasters

"My God, now what?"

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"I've got a pulse!"

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"We ran into a marathon."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

In case of fire call yourself.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

Helicopter Rescues.

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

Water Drop with a Surprise

Saving up for a rainy day.

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

Angel Firemen and the world on fire.

Alberta on fire