Emergency Preparedness Enthusiast Gifts

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'This place only has an electric can opener?'

Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.

"Better call the vet too. He's on top of the cat."

'Aaaaah' 'Helpline's busy can you hold.'

'I called the Fire Brigade but he was out on another job!'

In case you cut yourself breaking glass, break this glass.

Shrink wrap company fire alarm - 'In case of emergency break film'.

Break Glass and Pull in the Event of Flaccid Pecs

Smash through wall

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

Emergency exit into Space

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Emergency Underpants

Paramedics.

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Disasters

"My God, now what?"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

Fire Assembly Point