Emergency Preparedness Geek Gifts

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

Emergency Phone.

Emergency exit into Space

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Prepper Dog

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"My God, now what?"

Disasters

Emergency Underpants

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Hurricane damage to trees

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Fire Assembly Point

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.