Tech Emergency Aficionado Gifts

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

Online form - Submit.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Keep on Truckin.

"We've been cancelled."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Canine Technology

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Airbag safety feature.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Mad cleaning robot.

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

NASA Hits Shuffle

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Tsunami Evac Route

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."