Emergency Gear Enthusiast Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone passionate about emergency gear? Explore our collection of clever, humorous, and stylish items designed to keep their spirit of readiness alive. Perfect for those who love to be prepared and have a sense of humor about it! Whether they enjoy camping, survival gear, or just like to stay ready for anything, you'll find something that fits their adventurous soul.

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'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.' mockup

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

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Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support? mockup

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

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"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!" mockup

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

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'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.' mockup

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

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'Relax. This is only a test.'

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Tsunami Evac Route

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Paramedics.

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"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!" mockup

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

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"My God, now what?"

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We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time. mockup

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

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'Oh - It's you.'

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'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon mockup

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

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'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.' mockup

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

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Why dogs hate CPR.

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'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.' mockup

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

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'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!' mockup

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

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"I've got a pulse!"

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Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

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'Hamster Swat Team.'

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'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.' mockup

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

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"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

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'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?' mockup

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

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'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.' mockup

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

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"We ran into a marathon."

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'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.' mockup

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

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'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.' mockup

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

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"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?" mockup

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

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Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Did our request for different safety hats get approval? mockup

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

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"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath." mockup

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

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"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman." mockup

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

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Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.' mockup

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

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Emergency Gear Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Emergency Gear Enthusiast Mugs

Looking for more ways to brighten their mornings? Explore our collection of emergency gear enthusiast mugs filled with witty designs and survival humor.

Emergency Gear Enthusiast Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with our emergency gear-themed pillows—great for relaxing or sprucing up their gear room.

Emergency Gear Enthusiast Prints

Discover bold and humorous prints that showcase their passion for safety and survival—ideal for decorating their favorite space.

Emergency Gear Enthusiast T-Shirts

Find the perfect statement piece with our selection of emergency gear enthusiast t-shirts—fun, stylish, and full of personality.