Emergency Enthusiast Gifts

'The first aid team has the day off.'

'Crisis Management Training'

"Actually, I'm all ready for the pandemic. I still have everything from Y2K, SARS and the West Nile."

'Yeah, I hear the squealing noise too. Probably just a bad wheel bearing.'

"Let me just charge it for ten more seconds."

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Which is it, Bill? You had a terrible accident and survived without a scratch. Or, you had a terrible accident and lost a lot of blood?'

'Look through her purse and see if she has a Triple-A card.'

'C'mon, Steve, let's just get this CPR class over with.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

Clean underwear for sale.

Fire Backwards.

'Shall I call an ambulance or will you walk alongside?'

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

'Quick, let me through, I'm nosey! '

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

"Suspicious package under the Christmas tree? OK, please just stay calm and remain on the line."

'Nosey Parker' at an emergency.

Tsunami Evac Route

"We ran into a marathon."

'Oh - It's you.'

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Follow that ambulance!'

"Yes, that's what I said; a towtruck and a rowboat."

Water Drop with a Surprise

"Henry's always on call!"

'Lady, when I told you to evacuate I meant evacuate from the building.'

Fishing for very dumb fish.

'You have reached Security. If you're reporting a fight, press 1. If you're reporting a fire, press 2. If ... '

Paramedics carrying a stretcher over car bonnets.

In case of fire break glass.

'The police are a long time coming today...'