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'The first aid team has the day off.'

'Crisis Management Training'

"Actually, I'm all ready for the pandemic. I still have everything from Y2K, SARS and the West Nile."

"Let me just charge it for ten more seconds."

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'C'mon, Steve, let's just get this CPR class over with.'

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'Shall I call an ambulance or will you walk alongside?'

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

'Quick, let me through, I'm nosey! '

"Henry's always on call!"

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

Water Drop with a Surprise

'Follow that ambulance!'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

'Oh - It's you.'

"We ran into a marathon."

Tsunami Evac Route

'Nosey Parker' at an emergency.

"Suspicious package under the Christmas tree? OK, please just stay calm and remain on the line."

Fishing for very dumb fish.

'Lady, when I told you to evacuate I meant evacuate from the building.'

In case of fire break glass.

'The police are a long time coming today...'

'You have reached Security. If you're reporting a fight, press 1. If you're reporting a fire, press 2. If ... '

Paramedics carrying a stretcher over car bonnets.

Fire alarm - Penalty for improper use, $1,000.

Casualty Crash Team.

NHS Hospital - 'Is there a doctor in the house?'

Angel Firemen and the world on fire.

"Your call is important to us, you are currently number two hundred and eighty in a queue of two hundred and eighty three...!!"

"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."