Emergency Service Enthusiast Pillows

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

"Leave that bit."

"Paramedics are still 10 minutes out! This guys has no pulse! Gimme your TASER!"

Fire brigade, hurry, a man's trying to get into my room. You need the police. No, he's on the ground floor and he needs a ladder to get up to my room.

'I specifically said 'Jaws of life.''

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Being Serenading in Casualty

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Paramedics.

Helicopter

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"My God, now what?"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"I've got a pulse!"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."