Emergency Services Enthusiast Pillows

Fire-man in toilet

'Listen it's not our fault that you are short-handed...'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Undertakers Pole

"We're not talking this guy anywhere until we change his underwear!"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Being Serenading in Casualty

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Is it urgent?'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Tsunami Evac Route

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

"My God, now what?"

Helicopter

Grim reaper ambulance

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Paramedics.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.