Emergency Services Enthusiast Mugs

Fire-man in toilet

'Listen it's not our fault that you are short-handed...'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Undertakers Pole

"We're not talking this guy anywhere until we change his underwear!"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Being Serenading in Casualty

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Is it urgent?'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Grim reaper ambulance

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Helicopter

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Fire Backwards.