Emergency Responder Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."

Paramedics.

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Coronavirus Global Alert

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

Being Serenading in Casualty

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.