Emergency Response Enthusiast Gifts

'They got him here just in time, thanks to the air ambulance.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Paramedic's overtime.

Hogging the Truck

"Or perhaps Heimlich himself."

Why dogs hate CPR.

Sedan Chair/Ambulence

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Coronavirus Global Alert

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Being Serenading in Casualty

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Unsafe Drain Covers!