Disaster Response Enthusiast Gifts

'That's F-E-M-A!' Rebuilding New Orleans.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Natural Disasters

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

California fires and Coronavirus

Paramedics.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

News: Flash Floods

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Natural Disaster This Way...

'It's the plumber ... '

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

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Alberta on fire

Where's the leak then?

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

"Engage! Your! Core!"

Souvenir of Iceland

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'