Disaster Recovery Enthusiast Gifts

'Rick, I think something is wrong with the septic system. The toilet is flushing kind of slowly.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'Finally, everything is back to normal!'

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

News: Flash Floods

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Japan-Reconstruction

Natural Disaster This Way...

Not quite Beverly Hills.

If only they'd taken it with them!

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Alberta on fire

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Where's the leak then?

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.