Disaster Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, looks like no school today."

Cards for all occasions.

Tornado, Earthquake, and Flood.

Annual 10k run of bad luck.

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Life Is Fun

Titanic

Fragile tether

Blame Game.

"I never watch the weather unless a storm has a name."

Artists feed on tragedy.

Natural Disasters

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

News: Flash Floods

"Got it!"

Where's the leak then?

If only they'd taken it with them!

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Alberta on fire