Disaster Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, looks like no school today."

Cards for all occasions.

Tornado, Earthquake, and Flood.

Annual 10k run of bad luck.

'It's going down! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Wait a minute... How silly of me... We've got lifeboats!'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Life Is Fun

Titanic

Fragile tether

The Best City in the World

Blame Game.

"I never watch the weather unless a storm has a name."

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

Artists feed on tragedy.

Mudslide Alert

Natural Disasters

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Volcanic ash...

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

News: Flash Floods

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"Got it!"

Alberta on fire

Caution! Wet Floor.