Catastrophe Enthusiast Gifts

If This Had Been an Actual Emergency

Unlucky castaway.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Natural Disasters

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

The hall of bad ideas.

"I dropped my goblet!"

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Venice Floods

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

doom.com

The Future

New York Gondolier

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'