Catastrophe Enthusiasts Gifts

The End Was Near.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Time for bed, guys."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

The Future

doom.com

New York Gondolier

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

Cluster Catastrophe

Message in a bottle.

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse