Catastrophe Enthusiasts Gifts

The End Was Near.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Time for bed, guys."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

New York Gondolier

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

doom.com

The Future

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

Cluster Catastrophe

Dystopian Dad