Disaster Aficionado Gifts

"The gods are angry....but not as angry as they were yesterday."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

"I always like a small disaster early in the morning. It makes me safe for the rest of the day."

Natural Disasters

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Oedipus

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

News: Flash Floods

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"Got it!"

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Heavenwood

Caution! Wet Floor.

If only they'd taken it with them!

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

Where's the leak then?

Alberta on fire

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'